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Horror
So you like horror? Awesome! So do I!
Here's just a couple of horror titles I have out there right now:
Sundowners
Sundowners is a backwoods southern horror about the importance of family, the power of gossip and the nature of the artistic muse.
Fifteen years ago, siblings Coil and Cassiopeia suffered an incident in the woods behind their family home. Now, fifteen years later, the self-exiled Coil has come home to deal with his world famous sister as she suffers from sundowning; severe and violent personality shifts after the sun sets. In order to cure Cass, the pair of siblings must come to terms with their old demons, both figuratively and literally. They find an ancient and terrible horror has risen once more from the backwoods of the family home, and this time it threatens to not only tear their family apart, but also the small town of Ellenville, and perhaps the entire world.
Out now from Permuted Press!
Devouring MiloSomething is devouring Milo, and this time it isn't just his guilty conscience.
Meet the Bentley brothers; Milo, a troubled young man who slaughters women at the behest of his cruel older brother, Spencer. Their already complicated lives slip into a spiral of madness when Milo is attacked by a werewolf during a routine body disposal. While Milo is unsure what is happening to him, Spencer finds he prefers the company of the wolf, and does everything he can to keep Milo from discovering the truth. The truth, however, is a complication all its own, with or without the beast.
The family that preys together stays together, in this wild take on the werewolf mythology.
“Just when you think that you've seen everything that werewolves can
throw at you, along comes Tonia Brown's Devouring Milo and turns the
genre on it's head. Fans of the traditional monster certainly won't be
disappointed, as the story delivers all the terror, gore and tension
that the subject matter demands, however it speaks to Tonia's skill as a
writer that she is able to imbue even the most horrific characters with
a substantial degree of heart and empathy. Devouring Milo is a clever,
compelling and bloodthirsty read, that I cannot recommend highly enough.”
~Graeme Reynolds, author of the High Moor series
The Cold Beneath(Temporarily unavailable, to be released with Books of the Dead soon!)
In the race to the North Pole, who will become the victor, and who will fall to the ravages of the Cold Beneath? Phillip Syntax is the world's best biomechanic with a checkered past of betrayal and lost love. When given a chance at redemption by the celebrated soldier Gideon Lightbridge, how can he refuse? This ill-fated expedition turns from daring to disastrous when their airship, the Northern Fancy, crashes in the far and frozen north, leaving the crew stranded without hope. But that isn't the worst of it. One by one the dead crew members arise from the cold ashes to seek the warmth of the living, and it becomes every man for himself in an effort not to join the ranks of the revenants.
“Engaging from the first and captivating to the last, THE COLD BENEATH
is infused with an originality that goes beyond just the blending of
zombies and steampunk - which in itself is cool as hell.”
~David
Dunwoody, author of EMPIRE'S END
“The Cold Beneath mixes Gothic horror,
steam punk, and high adventure into a tale full of colorful characters,
mystery, and enough creepy imagery to keep you shivering under your
covers all night long. Tonia Brown has given us a new vision of zombie
terror, and it will chill you to the bone.”
~Patrick D'Orazio, author of
COMES THE DARK
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Like to laugh? Who doesn't! Fortunately for you, I also write funny stuff.
Here are the novels I currently have out that are funny as hell:
Gnomageddon
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Undead gnomes! Sex! Violence! Sexy Violence!
Pack up your dice and character sheets and join us for the release of the goriest, goofiest, gnomeiest novel to ever hit your Kindle. Gnomaggeddon has all of the elements of a traditional fantasy with just enough filthy humor and bloody conquest to make you want to wash your hands when you're done reading it.
Malgaria is a land of wonder, beauty and enchantment, as well as loads and loads of undead gnomes. Thanks to a widespread plague that is turning not only the little folks of the land into undead monsters, but everyone they come in contact with, no race is safe and Malgaria needs a hero fast. With none in sight, Betty the elf and her team of adventuring miscreants are talked into taking the job. This ragtag crew struggles to find the cause of the plague only to uncover the truth about magic's biggest secret ... the unholy world of science!
Grab the funniest fantasy to ever hit your Kindle today!
Badass Zombie Road Trip
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HUMOR
Like to laugh? Who doesn't! Fortunately for you, I also write funny stuff.
Here are the novels I currently have out that are funny as hell:
CLICK TO BUY!
Undead gnomes! Sex! Violence! Sexy Violence!
Pack up your dice and character sheets and join us for the release of the goriest, goofiest, gnomeiest novel to ever hit your Kindle. Gnomaggeddon has all of the elements of a traditional fantasy with just enough filthy humor and bloody conquest to make you want to wash your hands when you're done reading it.
Malgaria is a land of wonder, beauty and enchantment, as well as loads and loads of undead gnomes. Thanks to a widespread plague that is turning not only the little folks of the land into undead monsters, but everyone they come in contact with, no race is safe and Malgaria needs a hero fast. With none in sight, Betty the elf and her team of adventuring miscreants are talked into taking the job. This ragtag crew struggles to find the cause of the plague only to uncover the truth about magic's biggest secret ... the unholy world of science!
Grab the funniest fantasy to ever hit your Kindle today!
Badass Zombie Road TripCLICK TO BUY!
Jonah has seven days to find his best
friend’s soul after losing it to Satan, or risk losing his own. Before
it's all said and done, he drags a zombie across the country, picks up a
hitchhiking stripper who has an agenda of her own, and is pursued for a
crime he didn’t commit, all while dealing with the occasional visit
from The Prince of Lies himself.
2,000 miles. Seven days. Two souls. One zombie. And Satan.
It's going to be a hell of a trip.
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Steampunk
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Back so soon? Like the idea of it? Great!
Then below you will find the steampunk novels I have available:
Railroad! The Collected Omnibuses
Join us as we follow the strange stand-alone train known as the Sleipnir; eight cars of free traveling steam powered might. Able to lay her own tracks, as well as pick them up again, the train is a marvelous feat of engineering, and as an unbound entity she can travel anywhere her master desires. The only trouble is the trouble she attracts. From run of the mill outlaws, to world-class super villains, the crew of the Sleipnir needs hands-on protecting and they need it fast!
On a train that can go anywhere, anything is bound to happen!
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EROTICA
Nothing wrong with liking a little loving now and again. Reading it is even better. I know I enjoy the heck out of it. Yum!
Here are a few things I have out that are quite sexy:
Lucky Stiff: Zombie Gigolo
Meet Peter Lyles, a young man unremarkable in life but unforgettable in
un-death.After he accidentally overdoses while on spring break,
Peter's friends do him the dubious favor of bringing him back to life.
Or rather, they turn him into a zombie with the help of a little old
fashioned Voodoo. Peter's journey through the unlife takes him from the
homebrewed sex magic of a mysterious swamp-dwelling Madam, to
bouncing from bedroom to bedroom all across the globe, and finally
leaving him with a career as the hottest gigolo not alive.
All the while, he must deny his hunger for human flesh while sating
his passion for, well, human flesh.At turns humorous, at times
touching, but always sexy, sexy, sexy.
"Lucky Stiff" will leave you wanting more Peter. He's just that good.
Out now from Books of the Dead!
Flirting With Death
After five lonely years grieving for her dead husband, Anna Baker goes
out for a night on the town. In a quiet pub she meets the handsome
and mysterious Todd Sterben. After some light conversation Anna finds
that she is both very comfortable with and highly aroused by Todd. She
ends up back at Todd’s hotel room, then in his bed, happy to feel
passion again.
Some time later, Anna can't help but be hurt by how quickly it appears
Todd has moved on with his life, but when Todd reveals a dark secret
to her, Anna can't help but wonder if her own life is in danger.
Can she trust Todd enough to accept him for who he is?