Lucky Stiff

So this is it kids, the book you have all been waiting for.
I present to you my latest novel, a jaunt into joviality, a creep into the conscious of a corpse, a dip into the deranged desires of the dead, a slide into seduction of a zombish nature.

Lucky Stiff: Memoirs of an Undead Lover

Meet Peter Lyles, a young man unremarkable in life but unforgettable in un-death.

After he accidentally overdoses while on spring break, Peter's friends do him the dubious favor of bringing him back to life. Or rather, they turn him into a zombie with the help of a little old fashioned Voodoo. Peter's journey through the unlife takes him from the homebrewed sex magic of a mysterious swamp-dwelling Madam, to bouncing from bedroom to bedroom all across the globe, and finally leaving him with a career as the hottest gigolo not alive. All the while, he must deny his hunger for human flesh while sating his passion for, well, human flesh.

At turns humorous, at times touching, but always sexy, sexy, sexy. "Lucky Stiff" will leave you wanting more Peter.

He's just that good.

So yes, it's a story about a zombie getting his smack on. A lot. An awful LOT!
Yeah my Peter gets around in this book.

So here is the createspace website for now. As the Amazon comes online I shall update here. And when it becomes available in bookstores I will let ya know. Bookstores? No shit!

GO! BUY! You won't regret it.
If you read one zombie-romance-erotica-horror story this year, make it Lucky Stiff!

Guesty Goodness

Just a quicky today. Sorry, no time for foreplay. My head is aching once again, and the screen is making my eyes scream in torment just to look at. *sigh* I suppose I should go see a professional about such things...
Anywho, I did want to jump on and share something fun with you good folks before I went to have another lie down.

A lovely woman by the name of Velvet is holding an event on her blog, vvB32 Reads, which she has entitled Steampink. How terribly clever!
Here is a snippet of her blog where she explains what the heck it all means:
"SteamPink (my definition) = female heroine stories with romance, adventure or mystery in a steampunk world
But what is steampunk?
cogs, corsets, goggles, gadgets, gizmos, steam powered weaponry, rebels, villains, heroes, and more
as you join in this week's events you will see the many faces of a steampunk world..."





The sexciting part of this is that she has featured Clockworks and Corsets as one of the featured books for her little expose. Nice!
I worked up a little piece in fiction fashion for the blog, so if you want a taste of steampunk goodness, and to finally meet my Rose, then swing on by and check it out!

As for me, I'm off to bed again. A little warm towel on the forehead should do the trick.

Or...

Maybe it would be best to coax the spouse into a little sexual healing?

Yes...

That sounds like a fine idea.

Later taters,
Tonia